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When a girl sucks your dick and then gives you a long island with sprite instead of coke.
"Did Maggie really give you a blonde long island? She's a keeper!"
The sexual act of sticking your cock in a long john silvers fish sandwich
Me and m’alady wanted to spice up the bedroom so when I pulled out the long shlong silvers needless to say she came instantly
a girl who looks hot from a fair way but gets increasingly ugly as she approaches you....
man that girl i went to meet was hot until she got near me...
ahhh unlucky you got a long distance hottie...
The disturbingly descended, elongated testicles, resembling that of a goat
1. "Dude, your nasty goat-balls are hanging out your basketball shorts, Long-Ball Lari"
2. "Get your Long-Ball Laris out of my fresh New York style cheesecake!"
LNL, A penis with a tremendous amount of pubic hair surrounding it.
Did you go down on him? I was about to but that was the scariest long nose lion I've seen.
Bringing a prositiute to your beach house
scotts plan for a "Long Island Bonesaw," was derailed by a police investigation.
When one engages in sexual intercourse with deep vigourous penetration whilst maintaining long strokes. This can apply to a one night stand or a long term lover.
E.G.
'How was your date last night?'
'Yeah it was alright.'
'Did you give her/him a Long John Piping?'
E.G.
'Was she/him still moody with you when you got home?'
'Yeah... Until I gave her/him a Long John Piping'