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MILF Hug

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When a kid gives their friend's mom a hug at the perfect height to bestow their head in the breasts.

Q: Why did you just give my mom a hug?
A: She has big boobs. I had to give her a MILF hug.

by Dr. Quantavious Shawaneak April 3, 2020


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A common lie across the Black and Orange hub website community, typically used in advertising or as a joke.

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by iamscared69 September 19, 2023


Milf Fishing

1. Like Catfishing, but specifically designed to catch attention starved Milfs.

2. Digitally impersonating a person that a Milf flirts with in order to get her to sext you or send you erotic videos.

3. Stalking a Milf on social media; seeing who she flirts with; creating a fake profile impersonating that person; following what the person you're impersonating posts; privately messaging her from the imposter account with made-up personal details about those incidents until she trusts you, and starts to send you sexts and homemade videos. This is often followed by selling these sexts and videos to amateur porn sites.

Dude, that Milf is flirting with Tim like crazy. I bet Milf Fishing would be easy with her.

I pretended to be Bobby and Milf Fished some skanky videos from Lexie. Her husband would kill her if he knew.

by YAVETZ YPSILANTI May 24, 2017


Milf cake

A desirable woman older than 26 who is a mother but would not make marriage material.

Yumm i'd like me sum of that milf cake

by Lightblaze April 3, 2016

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milf machine

When a MLIF, drives around a PHAT ASS/ Badass Volkswagen.

Shawna, that premium milf looks fine as hell in that milf machine.

by PrettyParakeet November 19, 2020


Busty Darlowo Milf

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A person who is from Poland and has a Jewish pedophile son.

Hey look at that slut!
Yeah she must be a "Busty Darlowo Milf"

by SL15FU January 14, 2025


Mamma Milf

Milf (mother in late fortees) is used for mothers which are in theire late fortees.
Yup.

Hey Mamma Milf, can you make me breakfast.

by Marcush yhh January 10, 2018