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A cool fresh meme from 2018 which originated from an old cartoon of Goldilocks and the three bears. The meme centres around the daddo bear as he says “Somebody toucha ma spaghett!”
Hey have you heard that meme “Somebody toucha ma spaghett”
It is well funny like Logan Neistat
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TRANSLATION: Love of my life.
The person you can't get out of your head. No matter what they say or do, you can't help but love them. Time is stopped and everything is centered around them. The star light and time itself nary compare to the excellence they hold in your heart. Butterflies flutter inside your stomach as you think about them. The butterflies pretty much multiply like horny bunny rabbits by the time you actually get to speak to them. Even if a romantic relationship cannot ensue, a friendship is better than nothing because you'd rather have them as a friend than not have them in your life at all.
L'amour de ma vie, je veux être avec toi pour toujours.
Je dois avouer que vous êtes l'amour de ma vie.
L'amour de ma vie, thank you so much for everything!
I love you deary. You are l'amour de ma vie, and I'm glad it's you who turned out to be it.
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1. Invoking the spiritual power of Kali, the Hindu goddess of creation, preservation, destruction, fear and death. It is referred to a quote in the movie "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom".
2. A common formula to repel mosquitoes.
"Kali Ma Shakti de"
1. Doesn't work.
2. Works quite well. Always better when used with karate moves. Please try it and report to us.
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Literally "Mother Kali, give me Strength!"
Repeated as a mantra by the creepy priest Mola Ram in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, who thrusts his fist into people's chests and pulls out their still beating hearts before tossing them into giant lava pits.
Kali is also venerated in real life Hinduism as a death goddess, though generally not as the murderous cult depicted in the movie. Kali is also regarded as a deity of eternal energy, annihilation, time and change.
Mola Ram: Kali Ma Shakti De!
Short Round: He no nuts, he's crazy!
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shoot yur load.. cop ur whack.. ejaculate white wee wee.. sex wee
u u u uuuggghhhh ooooh babe av jus blown ma beans oooops!!!! sorry!!! hehehe
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People with shopping carts full of cans they collected from local trash bins. Random weirdos rolling joints in public places and smoking them while pushing cheap strollers. Knock off counterfeit northface jackets adorn the streets for sale. Methadone clinic is a great place to see all doped up people trying to walk down Mill. Welcome to the jungle baby! Live here we know you're high or in close proximity to someone who is.
Man 1 "You live where?"
Man 2 "South End Springfield, MA"
Man 1 "Any good cans in there"
Man 2 "Look how full my cart is dude!"
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