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The best thing to cross the Mexican American border. Mexican Starbursts are a Mexican candy similar to starbursts known as Now-and-Laters because when you start eating one they are hard now and soft later. A Now-and-Later is longer than a starburst, but it is also thinner than a starburst. Printed on every Now-and-Later wrapper are the words "Product of Mexico" These words are proudly printed because it is the only thing Mexico can take pride in.
Dude 1: What's Lane eating?
Dude 2: A Mexican Starburst.
Dude 1: A what?
Dude 2: They're like starbursts, except they're made in Mexico. They taste pretty good.
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1. A joint containing low-quality marijuana.
Yo dude, let's smoke a Mexican cigarette.
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A term used by southern Americans for a Native Canadian, walking the streets of Winnipeg, drunk or high on solvents.
"What the fuck are those Mexican Zombies doing in Winnipeg?"
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A sexual position in which the man is taking the woman from behind, aka doggie style, while he is wearing a sombrero, she is wearing the Mexican flag tied around her neck and he’s holding like reigns, and he is screaming “¡Andalé!” and she is screaming “¡Bueño!”.
Him with his boys next day at school: “Damn, my back hurts so bad. I Mexican Halloweened my girlfriend real good last night.”
Them: “That makes me hungry for tacos!”
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Now obsolete, this was Australian slang for residents of Victoria, the southern-most mainland state of Australia. The Rio Grande in this case is the Murray River which is the border between Victoria and New South Wales.
This term was especially popular in the late 80's/early 90's when Victoria was virtually bankrupted by an incompetent state government, in other words we were poor folk from south of the border. Thousands of Victorians migrated to the northern states.
Things improved from the mid 90's and this term has pretty much died out.
Queenslander: "Bloody Mexicans moving in all over the place. Next thing they'll want to bring daylight saving with them!"
This entry won't work unless I use Mexican (Australia) in a sentence.
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The ongoing flood of illegal immigrants into the United States of America. We pay for their healthcare, we pay when they hit us in traffic, we pay our government just so that they can let these criminals stay here. Now these criminals are going to pay 2000 dollars and become citizens, even when lawful immigrants from other countries are going through the correct steps.
Fuck the Mexican Invasion. Republicans sold out and Democrats are pussies. Fuck amnesty.
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A mexican tattoo is when you take a person and throw a rope around his neck, then you take that rope and tie it to your saddle. You slap the horse on the ass and put a strain on the neck. Once he gasps you take the spur on your boot and place it on his neck all while pushing your heel back piercing him with the spur.
I gave that asshole a mexican tattoo, now he'll think twice before stealing from me!
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