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A movie so terrifying that I had to lock my children in my basement and lock all 7,823,034 door and window locks and hide for nearly half of a decade, This is my return note and I am hoping I never have to experience the terrifying film known as Open season: scared silly
Guy 1: Dude, did you see Open Season: scared silly (2015 horror movie)?
Guy 2: *has Vietnam flashbacks*
Guy 1: You good bro?
Guy 2: *shakes away flashbacks* *throws up**has seizure*
Spongebob Narrator: 2 weeks later
Guy 2: never speak of that again!
Theh took it from us. Sony Pictures took it from us. Shame on you...
"Remeber what they took from you?"
"The meme movie?"
"No you dumbass, your left arm"
One who tends to sleep through movies shown at theaters, or on TV, YouTube, Netflix, etc., no matter how "exciting", "scary", "funny", or even "sexy" the movie might be (to others, anyway!).
Dude #1: "I was practically bored to DEATH by that movie, even though it IS the 'blockbuster of the Summer'!"
Dude #2: "Yo, I almost faded out like a light, while seeing that flick, too! So, you ain't alone, homie. Welcome to...the MOVIE SLEEPERS' CLUB!"
A short sequence of scenes cranked up into a small film that depict what the movie you'll be watching could have been if it were to be good. Often the trailers for upcoming movies appear a lot better than the movie itself.
John: "Hey did you see that new movie trailer for *insert upcoming movie*?"
Martin: "Yeah I did, looked great. If only the movie was as good as its trailer says it's gonna be.."
The process of trying to sneak from the pussy to the butthole and successfully finish in her bum.
Bro I tried to sneak in the movies with Angelina Jolie and got busted!
A cinematic film that the audience is able to turn off once they've had their fill of pizza.
Paul Blart: Mall Cop is the ultimate pizza movie.
When attending a movie and she performs a sexual act on you
She gave me a movie treat