Krump Muffin

A dance that's so ghetto-ly delicious you can eat it as a meal. A lot like an epileptic seizure. Not to be confused with a crump-stick.

Damn, that girls baking a Krump Muffin on the dancefloor.

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Ragger Muffin

Some one you knock up then she does not lose the weight after the baby.

Dude look at that girls mom you better drop her, since her mom looks like a ragger muffin.

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bowl muffin

a well formed muffin shaped turd.

Honey, I left you a fresh bowl muffin in the toilet.

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Muffin Man

/ˈmʌfɪn man/

noun

1. a person who sells illegal drugs. Usually used with a possitive connotation or to inquire as to the whereabouts of such a person"

"This shit is good! Who is your Muffin Man"

"Do you know the Muffin Man?"

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Schneider-muffin

This word has two meanings.

Meaning One: A very delicious muffin, much more delicious than other ones you may have had.
Meaning Two: A very attractive person of the male gender. This phrase is almost like a more appropriate, G-rated version of the phrase "stud-muffin" which may be considered inappropriate in some situtations.

"Man, I really feel like a Schneider-muffin"

"Look at that guy! He is such a Schneider-muffin"

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thug muffin

a girl who is not a thug, but acts real hood, has a certain swag that is very down to earth and real

Yo, my sister lives in the suburbs, but she`s a real thug muffin

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horn muffin

A girl version of a horn dog! (or a horny gay guy)

{Gay Guy}: omg!!! i need to get a guy!!
{Girl to her gay best friend}: stop being such a horn muffin cutie!

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