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Some one you knock up then she does not lose the weight after the baby.
Dude look at that girls mom you better drop her, since her mom looks like a ragger muffin.
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This word has two meanings.
Meaning One: A very delicious muffin, much more delicious than other ones you may have had.
Meaning Two: A very attractive person of the male gender. This phrase is almost like a more appropriate, G-rated version of the phrase "stud-muffin" which may be considered inappropriate in some situtations.
"Man, I really feel like a Schneider-muffin"
"Look at that guy! He is such a Schneider-muffin"
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a girl who is not a thug, but acts real hood, has a certain swag that is very down to earth and real
Yo, my sister lives in the suburbs, but she`s a real thug muffin
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A girl version of a horn dog! (or a horny gay guy)
{Gay Guy}: omg!!! i need to get a guy!!
{Girl to her gay best friend}: stop being such a horn muffin cutie!
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while snowboarding, manual your tail then 180 and manual front
"Man, I was shredin' some sweet cherry cherry pow pow, when all of a sudden I decided to butter the muffin that made everybody look. Yeah, bro!"
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A member of the female sex who adorns herself prodominantly in clothing too small for herself, creating an effect of her figure spilling out over the top of her pants, resembling the top of a muffin. Muffin tops are generally unaware of their condition, and typically even believe that they are MORE attractive than non-muffin tops. These females are very easily spotted in nearly all social events, and the muffin tops even parade themselves about in a way to advertise their willingness to participate in sexual activity with willing members of BOTH sexes. Most of the time, muffin tops can be found in the pressence of and under the influence of alcohol and other substances.
"look at jessica, in those pants she is a total muffin top, they must be at least 2 sizes too small, and her fat stomache is spilling out all over the place!"
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The act of stuffing one or many muffins down your pants, while promptly sitting down on the doughy mass. Upon sitting, you take the muffin mass, ball it up and eat it.
dude, you really need to get a taste of Chris's ass muffin, it's to die for!
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