obease neck

When your neck is so fat that you have a flap of fat around your neck, usually in the back of your neck. that only occurs when you eat too many cats of the name Hailey. to get rid of that flap you have to lie in the sun for twelve hours.

hailey: "is my neck obease because i dont have a mirror.
suzie: "yeah you have an obease neck...."
hailey: |lets go lie under the sun!"

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gay neck

A homosexual redneck

Did you check out that gay neck wearing daisy dukes and a nascar t-shirt? And why is he chasing his buttery-nipple with a natural light?

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neck beard

a digusting fat body who wears tight minnie mouse shirts, hairy neck, and a pedophile grin

Hey Ernest, get the hose...neck beard passed out on the lawn again.

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Fat Neck

Either a man that sells you pot, or the act of strangling a bitch.

If that bitch isn't there, I'm going to Fat Neck her.

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Turkey Neck

When someone who is bladdered dances by moving their neck from side to side. Very annoying.

Paul was dancing with a right old Turkey Neck the other night.

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Red-Neck

A person who lives in the country who knows how to have a hella good time.

John: Hey Bob, whats goin on!?
Bob: Nothin' much just haggin out at the house.
John: well why don't you come on over and have a beer!
Bob: Okay! i'll bring my purdy lady tooo!
John: GREAT! we'll have a red-neck of a time. :D

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chicken neck

same thing as a turkey neck except the girl sucks and moves her head back and forth like a chicken when it walks

i chicken necked that girl

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