fortnite ninja

The biggest noob in fortunate that gets mad epwhenevernhe dies. He pretends to be humping someone when he really is humping the air. He has these really weird dances and recently god divorced.

Fortnite Ninja: oh man this dudes anpbout to die

Random fortnite player headshots him

Ninja: the next time you fucking headshot me inswear I will grab your balls and take all that spurs out of your body, and then go use it on ugly gagged Donald trumps wife millennia trump, and then bring her to you and make her vomit all over you u fucking try hard!!!!!!!!! AAAaAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dickkkkkkkkk

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über ninja

Very powerful ninja.

Ken and Ryu are über ninjas.

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Hoodie Ninja

1. A song by MC Chris.

2. What you're called when you wear a hoodie and tie the arms around your face to look like a ninja.

3. A cheap costume you cna make at the last minute for Halloween.

1. I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie ninja.

2. Dude, did you see Jack's costume? He's totally rocking the hoodie ninja look.

3. Dave didn't think he was gonna go to the costume party, but he changed his mind at the last minute and had to go as a hoodie ninja.

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Leprechaun Ninja

Any variety of small, Celtic faeries who exchange their usual green suit and tophat for a black catsuit. This fairy uses their innate advantage of size and agility to supplement their abilities as a thief and assassin; training in the ways of ninjitsu and practicing constant masturbation.

Holy shit, it's a Leprechaun Ninja! Someone help m--**schwing**--aaaargh! **death*8

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my ninja

Term of endearment to a friend. A salutation of sorts to friends.

What up my ninja!
Damn my ninja calm down.

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surf ninjas

One of the coolest movies ever made. About 3 brothers who live on the beach in California but find out that they are princes for some foreign island in Indonesia. The comic relief has a magical power where if he says "what if this happened" or "that would suck if this happened" then it would happen, plus, he's an idiot. Also, it's rated PG. Rent it TODAY!

Nate - hey, Bryan, have you watched the cooly awesome movie Surf Ninjas?
Bryan - Oh, uhhh... no.
Nate - *shoots Bryan in the face*

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My ninja

An asian friend who sticks with you no matter how bad situations get. It's the asian version of "my nigga".

Hey hey! Long time no see my ninja!

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