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When someone looks attractive from far away but they get closer and you realize they are not as attractive as you thought
“I was walking to class one day and I totally got distanced fished”
“Distance fishing makes me so sad”
A highly intellectual way of saying water
Hey, man. This fish air good...
I know right!
Femboy fishing is the act of a male dressing as a female and going fishing. This word can be used as a verb
Tim: Yo, tom wanna go femboy fishing on friday?
Tom: Aight bet 💏
The sport originating in Northest Minneapolis where a dollar is baited to a fishing pole and placed in a public location. The fishers sit discretely nearby watching their bobber. The desired species of fish in this sport is the hipster fish, common to the area. When a hipster fish is onto the bait, the dollar is reeled in, causing the fish to further pursue the bait. The more attempts of the hipster taking the bait, the better. Beer is commonly consumed to pass the time.
Now that the snow is gone, it is prime hipster fishing season.
A fun alternative for the the word cum/jizz/cock snot
Oh yeah baby let me taste your fish broth
Having heterosexual relations.
A: Hey, man, what'd you and Cindy do last night?
B: Went out to dinner, then back to her place for a few hours of fish-gutting.
A: Sweet!
The act of a man representing himself as boyfriend material, to get a girl into bed on the first date.
Hey Lauren, How was your Tinder Date?
It was awesome! But two days later I found out he just wanted me for sex.
I totally got Douche Fished.