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When a girl is pee-pooping on her period.
Black being the poop
Yellow being the pee
And red being the blood.
(This was made in honor of a tik tok user called arsenicnitrogen)
"Just had a german flag, shit painfull"
When a girl is pee-pooping on her period.
Black being the poop
Yellow being the pee
And red being the blood.
"Just had a german flag, shit painfull"
When your having your period and you shit and pee at the same time it makes a German looking flag, black red yellow 🇩🇪
Girl: holy shit I just did a German flag on the toulet
german hotplate is a gang initiation in which the women must commit sexual acts with five or six dogs and after wrap her face in plastic wrap and smudge around in dog feces getting it all up in her hair she then has to act as if her shit don't stink and all the men want her
dashque wasn't given a choice on wanting the join the gang they forced her a german hotplate
When a man consumes his own ejaculation.
When my wife and I have sex, I German Captain in my own mouth.
The natural ability all Germans have to be able to accurately make things level by eyeballing it.
I hung that picture using the German laser level and it's perfectly straight.
A version of Mario who sings about sex, mortal combat, and gay men.
german guy: did you see do the mario where i come from?
gamer guy: no, german mario talks to much about sex, mortal kombat, and gay men.