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pants mouth

referring to to nether regions of a womans anatomy. the "second" set of lips. the lower, and generally much more beautiful set of lips on a woman's body.

man that girl looks super hot in those tight pants, i would love to kiss her pants mouth. or another use for calling someone a pussy, dude! stop being such a pants mouth.

by DB208 March 12, 2012

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splatter mouth

When in sex, either partner takes massive amounts of laxative. Then when prairie dogging, lets it out in the other's mouth.

Holy shit! Jonny got the splatter mouth from his ho last night. Nigga's breath is kickin'!!

by Ad Majorem Sathanas Gloriam September 7, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


cigar mouth

when one side of the mouth opens wider than is normal like a person smoking a cigar.

Masterbation and excessive exercise cause cigar mouth.

by bman462 June 4, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hooker Mouth

Having open sores in or around the mouth. Having oral Herpes.

I've been so stressed out this week, I broke out with a serious case of hooker mouth.

by kp-dog April 5, 2012

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smack-mouth

A condition where your mouth needs to be smacked. This could be because of something stupid you said (1) or simply because you have a tete-a-claques (2).

1. Imagine you are a girl talking to a friend of yours who is a man:

You: Women don't like it when men sit around watching sports and scratching their privates.
Your friend (incredulously): What?
You: No, I'm serious... it's a real turn-off.
Your friend (shrugging): Hmph... either way, it looks like you might have a bit of a case of smack-mouth.
You: What? What's ...?
SMACK!
You: Oh... oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.

2. Imagine you are standing at the bus stop. A kindly stranger approaches you...

Stranger (pointing at your lip): Excuse me, you seem to have smack-mouth.
You (fumbling with your mouth): Huh? Smack-mouth? What's ...?
SMACK!
You (ruefully): Oh, I guess I do have smack-mouth.

by Mouth Smacker September 20, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mouth Breather

A subspecies of Homo-sapiens known for their lack of any intelligence whatsoever. Their young are raised entirely on a diet of Ribena and Chicken Nuggets, whilst the adults have no interests other than Stella Artois and ITV2.

Dude, did that mouth breather just trip over his own foot?

by sugarcoatedGandhiman February 10, 2011

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muckle-mouthed

A person who has a very big mouth

Sarah is muckle-mouthed

by Melissa April 16, 2005

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