Hush now

Typically said by a mother to her baby to keep it calm

mother: hush now, hush now
baby: *stops crying*

The rest starts its now

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The rest starts its now

The Kutty $now

The act of piledriving your face into a biracial woman’s vaginal cavity that is doused in semen and cocaine.

“Hey Becky, tonight I think we should spice things up and try The Kutty $now.”

Now Defuct

Anything that Wei violenty objects to.

The Referral plan is now defuct

To-now

The part of the day between midnight and daylight, not tonight or tomorrow.

At 3am it's not night time, it's to-now.

I understand it now

Phrase used when you perfectly master a task after messing up only one time.

lethal shooter throws a gummy bear in a water bottle in a far distance successfully but messes up the next attempt.

Lethal shooter: oh I understand it now.

Lethal shooter successfully makes the third attempt.

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Are you funny now

When people think they are funny they are not

Guy: you ugly
Me: are you funny now