A collective that is on multiple social media platforms that exclusively covers news, events, memes, and culture in San Jose, California.
Did you see that last post from San Jose Foos?
Yeah, bro don't miss.
An unusual sexual maneuver in which one partner puts their lips up to the other partner's anus and expels a burp.
"Dude, Mark is into some weird shit. Last night while we were fooling around, he told me to take the rimjob to the next level with a San Francisco Breathalyzer."
Taking a public shit in a public place with no repercussions
Im going to take a San Fran Steamer On Pelosi's driveway.
When something is good, but looks a lot worse because of the way people treat it. Like how people hate comic sans because of people misusing the font.
The Comic sans effect completely ruined the killer clown's scariness for me.
The sexual act of one man jerking off another man as a form of an apology. Sometimes more than two men are involved and multiple sessions may be required.
I got in a fight with my bro last night but I made it up to him with a San Francisco apology this morning.
When you vibrate your hand some intense on a girl's vagina it's like a god damn earthquake.
"I was with Sally last night and I gave her the San Francisco Rumbler"
Something that's plain, boring and old
Have you tried that new burger joint?
So sans serif man