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A missed opportunity for sexual intercourse, due to the fact that ejaculation occurred during foreplay.
“I didn’t even get a shag, he cum during foreplay. I got completely wank skanked”
The act of jacking off while taking a shit
couldn't jack off because my parents were home so I went to the bathroom for a stank and wank
After experiencing a sad moment in your life and you try to cheer yourself up by having a wank but you get no pleasure out of it
My mum just died and I have been wanking for ten hours now and it doesn't even feel good, I just want to feel something. I wish I wasn't having a depressed wank
noun. A bout of masturbation conducted purely for practical reasons. It can be enjoyed, but that is not its purpose. It is done solely to necessarily relieve high stress, drain one's blue balls, or because the next opportunity to have one off the wrist could be far into the future.
"Yo, what took you so long?"
"Sorry, I've got dinner with my girlfriend's parents tonight, then we're all staying at this place with paper-thin walls and we can't bang later, so I had to have a quick business wank."
Testicles. So called because that is where the fluid that comes out when you ejaculate is stored.
I haven't had sex in weeks. My wank tank is ready to overflow.
A way to refer to a complete and utter numskull. Has the abbreviation WC.
Boy: I shot the Sherrif.
Boy's friend: You absolute wank cabbage! Now the deputy will be after us. Twat.
Someone with terrible opinions who just won't shut up about them.
Elon Musk is such a wank flapper. He's posting a bunch of tweets about how corporations are people and unions are bad again.