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When some guys maybe 2-10 people are wanking in a group and fininshes on the bun and whoever cums last needs to eat the bun with all the semen on it.
Hello guys do you want to play wank a bun?
The process of masturbation when high
“I had a cosmic wank last night’”
The art of masturbating. Only occurs when you havn't got enough energy and the spuff volcano trickles over your stomach.
"Dude, I'm so knackered I just had a piddle wank!"
"Bad luck dude...here's a tissue"
The AMERICAN WAY of jerking off!
Wanking while looking at that sexy flag.
HOOKER: Hi there, wanna fuck? It's only 40 dollers!
AMERICAN PATRIOT: Hell no, i got that beautiful flag i can look at instead, i am gonna yank-wank! FREEDOM!!!!!!!!
A "Tricky Wank" is when you masturbate to something a bit weird
Guy 1 "I watched some Hentai yesterday"
Guy 2 "That must have been a Tricky Wank"
The act of masturbation in a semi-aquatic territory.
Open to both genders, a marine wank is most commonly (but certainly not exclusively) performed in the bath.
It is reserved for only the most progressive of wankers, the true cream of the crop. Those with a real appetite for their own genetalia.
Other more uncommon places to marine wank include public swimming pools, lidos, paddling pools*, ponds and lakes.
There are unconfirmed tales of people becoming addicted to marine masturbation. It is reported that people have become so desperate, they've been filling up sinks and dipping in their genitalia for a quick fix.
* please be noted that it is considered poor etiquette to marine wank in a paddling pool while children are present. You WILL go to jail, you dirty bastard.
Pal, I'm gagging for a marine wank. I might just dangle my balls in the sink for ease. It's a bit long having to run an entire bath at this time of night.
masturbate wank wanker
When you accidentally spill a beverage on your cutlery.
Person 1: Argh im so dRuNk
Person 2: Make sure not to wank the shank, you”ll be the person cleaning it up.