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A different way of calling someone a pedophile.
"You see that guy over there? They say he's a puppy toucher."
"A what?"
"Someone who diddles kids."
A Syndrome where said member of a relationship is a sick puppy.
Symptoms: Constantly following boy/girl around, talking longer than 3 hours on a phone.
Cure: A third wheel.
"James has sick puppy syndrome, he is constantly talking to that hoe"
A fat black man with large nipple, usually say the word “nigger” once a day.
Hey look at that over weight, potty mouthed, African slush puppy.
Similar to a coin star. When you put money in you get out a puzzle or a puppy!! 🐶🧩
stacy: I’m so bored
trey: do you want me to stop and get some puzzles&puppies for you on my way to the mall
stacy: YES! PLEASEEEE
The batter dipped and fried testicles of farm animals, considered a delicacy in farm country.
City Boy: I would never eat a bull testicle, but I do love an Iowa hush puppy.
when a mothafucka walks up in a fast food restaurant uses the restroom and then leaves without the purchase of any food item.
did those people just come in to use the restroom?" "yeah they just did a flush puppy on their asses.
An unsuccessful attempt by your dog to perform a common activity such as jumping onto the couch, bed, chair, etc., as a result of misjudging the distance of the jump and effort necessary to complete it. More common among smaller dogs. A true puppy fail may appear as if Mutombo was defending the object upon which your pup was trying to land.
Dexter totally just puppy failed trying to jump onto the recliner with me.