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When someone ruins an opportunity for you. Destroying an otherwise fun time, wrecking your good mood.
(On the phone)
Juanito: So yeah baby, it was great seeing you last night.
Her: Yeah it really was. Maybe you can come over to my place tomorrow night?
Mom: Isaac! You left your shit-streaked boxers on the bathroom floor again!
Her: Then again, maybe not. I'm kinda busy tomorrow. (Click.)
Juanito: Mom! Why did you have to go fuck my pancakes like that?
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When you take your nut-sack and press it against a glass door/window.
Chad: "im hellllla hungry brah!"
Kaitlynn: "yeahhh beeeeeeebbbbb, were fucking hungryyyy"
Blake *presses ballsack against the sliding glass door while both grabbing his shlong shaft and squeezing his ass/taint/bonch/grundle muscle to obtain optimum nut sack surface area*
"Munch on this chicken skin pancake, twat-waffles!"
term made popular by Epic Meal Time. It refers to getting drunk off breakfast items,, more specifically pancakes.
We're about to get drunk off pancakes
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IHOP's National Free Pancake Day is February 20. You must take off of work and school to attend your nearest IHOP.
Me, Cohen, Froto and Nuggz are skipping school on February 20 to go to National Pancake Day.
To declare a fight with someone
Jerome took my money, Ima go outside and flip a niggas pancake!!
To switch teams in regards to dating, to completely flip over to the other side from a heterosexual or homosexual relationship.
Scissor me timbers, Jenny left Tommy from their marriage of fifteen years to start dating Nikki and nobody knows why she flipped her pancake.
Explanation used by Jean Girard (Sasha Baron Cohen) in Talledega Nights to what crepes are.
How bout you say, "I love really thin pancakes". That is a fair comprise, non?
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