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When you tape grass clippings and smear chunky peanut butter on a bowling ball and give it the shocker.
After I get home from work every Thursday I get drunk and bowl a perfect game.
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That would be a perfect Halloween...considering it is the homosexual New Year, I'm sure you and your dad have a great time.
Yeah, you could dress up as Heinrich Himmler and Pops could dress as Eva Braun and you could cornhole each other all night.
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A person/fictional character that isn't Lux from League of Legends, one can never be perfect
Lux from League of Legends is not a real person, nor is she a perfect person
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amber brooke gregory. my insanely amazing girlfriend. nobody can ever be as insanely perfect as my girlfriend.
my girlfriend is beyond perfection.
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A man has sex with a woman he doesn't know and after sex he sees how long he can keep his penis in her before she says something. The goal is to make the experience as awkward as possible.
The Perfect Stranger should not be tried on women you know. For best results your name should be Cousin Larry Appleton.
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the angle where you can see up a girls skirt, shorts.
i was on the bus the other day and there was a perfect angle on this chick sitting across from me.
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When you take a dump, wipe once, check toilet paper and nothing is there except clean white paper.
Me: Yo Jesse, i just got off the toilet and feel great
Jesse: how come?
Me: Because I threw a perfect game!
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