Humphrey the rat

A big rat that is, in fact, a freAKING HIDEOUS GIANT sweater who likes them big and chunky.

AHHHHHHHH HUMPHREY THE RAT IS CHASING ME GET AWAY YOU MENACE!!!

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Tubba Rat

When you are engaging in unprotected gay anal sex and a small piece of undigested material such as corn or a peanut gets lodged in your pee hole.

Tubba got his welfare check and took his boyfriend for a romantic dinner in Provincetown. Afterwards, they went back to Tubba's trailer and tossed each other's salads before Tubba got on all fours like a bitch. His boyfriend started drilling and yelped like a cocker spaniel when a piece of corn became lodged in his urethra. Tubba tried to suck it out to no avail. It was a textbook case of the Tubba Rat.

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Bit of Rats

A "code word" used to communicate the fact that someone is staring at you. Derived from the word "stare". ("stare" backwards is "erats". Eliminate the "e" and you have "rats".) One could also simply say "rats" instead of the entire phrase "bit of rats" and still imply that someone is staring.

Chris was wearing a dress and some make-up in Denny's and some big fat hick was staring at him with murder in his eyes. Chris wants to inform his boy Jason that this hick is staring at him (without the hick being aware that he is saying it), so he says "BIT OF RATS" and Jason immediately understands. So, then Jason kisses Chris right on the tongue to create an uproar in Denny's.

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pet rat

Someone who is inferior compared to you
You are god compared to pet rats
People who deserve to be caged

"you're my pet rat"
"Eve is my pet rat"

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Devil Rat

A rat with devil-like qualities; the worst kind of rat. A devil rat is one who lies to, cheats on, and betrays their friends, on top of acting completely crazy at all times.

My friend’s mom who cursed me out for no reason is a total devil rat.

My devil-rat ex-boyfriend gaslighted me our entire relationship.

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Pass the Rat

(Noun) Discovered in spainish class when paso un rato means hang out with friends. So it means Hang out with friends.

Im going to go pass the rat.

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rat bite

a rat bite is when you place one finger in someones anus and another finger in the vaginal and you attempt to snap your fingers

sullivan is hurting after his rat bite last night

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