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Bottle or can Bud Light -Natty Light and Keystone Light both acceptable - with a shot of Jack Daniel’s dropped in.
Coca-Cola floater for pussies.
Go DAWGS let’s go get us sum dem redneck car bombs! Tits out for the DAWGS.
When you eat your sister's asshole. Like a glazed donut.
I'm gonna go home and give my sister a redneck donut.
a motherfucking redneck who drinks beer every night and jumps off roofs into tacks and fire.
i hate steve.
who is he?
that mofo-redneck from sales.
oh! he tried to asstesticle me yesterday.
ME TOo
An old trailer park without a fence keeping them in.
Wow that's a crappy looking redneck safari park.
An Italian who collects many things, including vehicles resulting in a yard resembling that of a redneck.
eg. Did you see Matteo's yard? It's very redneck wop.
The Redneck Code was created in 1883 by the redneck icon JS Williams the Third, who is best know for his late century drag performances.
Any real redneck STRICTLY follows the rules set those many years ago, which include the following:
1. Always wear a hat
2. Keep your hands clean, don't bite your nails
3. Your beer of choice should be any Budweiser product
4. Knock off candies, such as fake Starbursts, are a disgrace. Rednecks buy name brand. This means items like clothing can't come from Walmart.
5. Boots MATTER. No knockoffs, and no Ariat.
6. Cuss words used excessively in front of non-rednecks is disrespectful and looks bad on fellow redneck brothers.
7. Hangovers can slow a redneck down. Avoid drinking unless it is the weekend so you can be productive at your job or school Monday-Friday.
8. Don't care about other's opinions of you, but be respectful to those with other opinions too.
9. Rednecks don't use racial slurs, nor make homophobic remarks. You can't be an asshole 24/7.
10. Work hard, take pride in your work. School and your job is important for the advancement of redneck brothers.
11. Be kind to adults, especially teachers and advisors. Rednecks get a bad reputation with others, but people older than you work to help you better yourself. Stop trying to make enemies.
The Redneck Code has not changed since it was first published. The Redneck Code is followed by only the most devoted members of redneck society.
Our founder, JS Williams III, a gay icon, always abided the the redneck code he created to help us.
THE DEFINITION OF A REDNECK BITCH IS A WOMAN WHO DOES NOT TAKE NO SHIT FROM NOONE IS DOWN TO EARTH AND WILL TELL IT HOW IT IS, SHE WILL ALWAYS HOLD HER OWN EVEN WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO THROWING PUNCHES, SHES WHAT YOU CALL REAL HONEST LOVING CARING AND WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR ANYONE BUT IF YOU DISRESPECT HER THERE AINT NO TREAT OTHERS AS YOU WANT TREATED ITS YOU TREAT HER LIKE SHIT SHES GONNA TREAT YOU LIKE SHIT. BTW ALL REDNECKS AINT RACISTS ASSHOLES.
"THAT REDNECK BITCH AINT GOING TO PUT UP WITH THAT NONSENSE NOW IS SHE."