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An old trailer park without a fence keeping them in.
Wow that's a crappy looking redneck safari park.
An Italian who collects many things, including vehicles resulting in a yard resembling that of a redneck.
eg. Did you see Matteo's yard? It's very redneck wop.
The Redneck Code was created in 1883 by the redneck icon JS Williams the Third, who is best know for his late century drag performances.
Any real redneck STRICTLY follows the rules set those many years ago, which include the following:
1. Always wear a hat
2. Keep your hands clean, don't bite your nails
3. Your beer of choice should be any Budweiser product
4. Knock off candies, such as fake Starbursts, are a disgrace. Rednecks buy name brand. This means items like clothing can't come from Walmart.
5. Boots MATTER. No knockoffs, and no Ariat.
6. Cuss words used excessively in front of non-rednecks is disrespectful and looks bad on fellow redneck brothers.
7. Hangovers can slow a redneck down. Avoid drinking unless it is the weekend so you can be productive at your job or school Monday-Friday.
8. Don't care about other's opinions of you, but be respectful to those with other opinions too.
9. Rednecks don't use racial slurs, nor make homophobic remarks. You can't be an asshole 24/7.
10. Work hard, take pride in your work. School and your job is important for the advancement of redneck brothers.
11. Be kind to adults, especially teachers and advisors. Rednecks get a bad reputation with others, but people older than you work to help you better yourself. Stop trying to make enemies.
The Redneck Code has not changed since it was first published. The Redneck Code is followed by only the most devoted members of redneck society.
Our founder, JS Williams III, a gay icon, always abided the the redneck code he created to help us.
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A crazy group of nanja morons who are never doing nothing. some of us farm and some of hunt, but when you put us all together we do some crazy stuff. We love going roadkill hunting and fishing. We all single and always ready to mingle (country boys only) unless you are Latino then we got one ready for you. We love rodeos and look FINE in bootcut. If you want to win our heart just make us sweet tea and take us fishing. We LOVE cows and we ain't afraid to show it. #4lifers
DO NOT mistake us for buckle bunnies, we don't wear pink camo ( when you are hunting with pink camo what are you hunting for flamingos)
Are they the redneckers I just saw picking squirrels off the road?
A walmart bag filled with water tied off by the handles and flung.
Wanna have a water ballon fight. Na do have water ballons. Get some walmart bags and we'll have a redneck water balloon fight.
When a slave master has sex with a lighter skinned slave until both of their necks are red from the heat and intensity
Last night we had a redneck rumble
Noun: A simple person who is a bit red-neck, but also likes to embrace the finer things in life.
Adjective: A way to describe someone or something that is red-neck as all get out but has a feel of fancy.
Verb: Acting in a way that boast of a little bit hillbilly and a little bit Beverly Hills.
"She is such a redneck snob. She will use duct tape for any fix, pour lighter fluid onto lit charcoal, shoots guns, and swears enough to make her mama cringe.but she also wears pearls, wants all of her tattoos to be able to be covered and gets her nails done regularly."
"Is she pouring her warm Busch lite into that pilsner? How very redneck snob of her"
"Sometimes she goes all redneck snob and garnishes the brats with fancy herbs."