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rusty chicken

The act of shitting in ones mouth and then making them give you head.

I got the best rusty chicken from that girl last night.

by shitty mcnigger dick May 17, 2006

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Rusty Hook

A Rusty Hook is when you are wiping your arse and your finger accidentally rips through the toilet paper and you get a little bit of shit on your finger.

"Dude, I was just taking a shit and... When wiping my finger tore through the fucking toilet paper..."

"Rusty Hook!!!"

by BigLeeBrink October 18, 2013

24๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


rusty swiss

the act in which a man fists his lady friend while holding a whole pig, and wanking using the tweesers of a swiss army knife into her hair while she makes toast to the sound of a yelling burrito.

"Hear about Liam Iles? i heard he rusty swissed his sis"

"I heard he finished himself off!"

"Was the pig OK?"

by KBJM December 8, 2008

16๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rusty Treacle

The end product of a good anal sesh.Solid cable made more fluid with the introduction of a males potential babies

Russell: Fuck Yeah!!!

Mo:Godddd Damn It Russ, your spaf is makin turnin ma shit into Rusty Treacle!!

by Sir Marc Wilcox February 20, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


rusty guitar

The act of a man licking/eating out a female's asshole while fingering her clit (like a guitar).

Bob: Man, I just don't know how to satisfy my girlfriend lately.
Jeff: Sho, does she like music? Then give her the rusty guitar.

by Dykeee April 27, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rusty Blumpkin

receiving oral sex on the toilet with the runs or very bad diarea.

I took a mean ass shit last night but my girl came in and gave me a rusty blumpkin.

by Si Julio February 19, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rusty Gerber

Is the act of taking expired Gerber baby food, smearing it on a woman's anus, and then proceeding to eat the subject out while the woman is on rag. Once finished, you slide the tampon out of the woman's vagina and plug up the anus before giving her a feisty smack on the ass. Then, one puts the woman on a leash and leads her to be bathroom and commands her to poop out the tampon and remainder of the Gerber baby food.

Once the woman has pooped, you force her to turn around and proceed to give her another rim job while she sings "O mio babibo Caro" to the shit in the toilet.

I heard Gary and his bitch got kinky last night - He gave her a rusty gerber

by Lady of the Jai April 3, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž