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Like making a 'note to self', would be 'fuck' to self. But more important, and better than saying NOTE to self.
FUCK TO SELF: Bring in the tomatoes.
FUCK TO SELF: Pick up milk for your stupid gay room-mates
FUCK TO SELF: Choke then fall down a hill.
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A term used by non agressive weak losers who protest non violence and black lives matter gay rights in states that promote cameras everywhere ect ect.......
John hawk got arested after he just got home from the war in the middle east for beating up a stupid protesting hippie protesting wars who went up to him with malicious intent he said it was self defence
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Again, not everyone who sleeps with a lot of women is working to improve themselves.
Hym “What do I have to offer? Before I answer I want to preface what I’m about to say and then I’m going to levy some follow up questions. Even if I had all of the money in the world you wouldn’t get a cent of it. You’re not particularly attractive and you don’t select based on self improvement. What exactly are your standards, objectively? And I don’t mean the standards you purport to have. I mean who have you ACTUALLY fucked that you think is better than me? And what about YOU makes you think YOU’RE interesting? There are literally movies and songs and anime about me. I’m interesting by default. The very content of my being has inspired more things than you’ll ever create. Genetically, I mean, I would say... genius intellect, perfect eye sight (neither of which you have), bone structure of a Brazilian male model. Socially? A rapier wit, profound dialogical prowess, and the ability to navigate exceedingly complex social situations... It’s not that I expect you to ‘lower your standards’ it’s that I don’t believe that you have standards outside of a fat cock and money. What I believe is that you are a whore with a fat cock discount.”
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When emo's think they're like so so cruel and hard and start slitting their wrists and use a lame excuse of "no-one cares waaaaaaaaah" or "you wouldn't understand".
Guy1: Let's go watch Napoleon Dynamite
Guy2: That movie is soo sad man..
Guy1: Yeah, I self-mutilate myself everytime I watch it
Guy2: OMG ME TOO *starts crying*
Guy1: Here have some tissues.
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the january 6th "insurrection"
jenkins, did you see those magats self own themselves in DC? 0 congress captured, 0 pence's hung, 100% arrested
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To make a statement to return serve (see served)
In order for self service to occur, the subject must state a fact that is obviously incorrect, mispronounce words or to basically make a fool of one's self in a feeble attempt to make a own of another individual. A successful 'service match' requires an umpire.
Once self-service has occured, the individual who served himself got owned.
(Note: whilst serving at a 'basic' level, serves don't need to make much sense).
Chris:"You're gay!"
Oli: "So's your face!"
Chris:"So's your mother's face".
Oli: "Uhhh...if my mother's face is gay, what does that make mine?"
Umpire Sean: "Lol, self service!"
Chris:"You got owned buddy"
*walks off with the ladies*
In this example, note the similaor subject between serves, this is common whilst servage is occuring. When a Ralleigh gets going, serves tend to get more complex.
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Being prejudiced against a group of whom you are a member.
Sean: Those immigrant Catholics are so damn ignorant.
Tom: Uh, dude you are an immigrant Catholic.
Sean: Yeah, I know. I am showing my self-prejudice again...
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