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Guy 1 I live Sexy naruto
Guy 2 that’s a dude bruh
When people are actually attracted to Jesus because of his handsome appearance.
Ironically, Jesus wasn't actually all that good looking according to the bible:
"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him."-Isaiah 53:2
Most people seem to be attracted to Sexy Jesus when in reality Jesus wasn't all that beautiful
Lingerie that a man buys for his wife as a last resort, when he is desperate for sex.
Ted: Did you hear about the new sexy underoos that Jim bought for his wife?
Marty: Yeah, I heard that they've hadn't had sex in over a year!
You, you are a sexy beast
Isaac- damn the reader is a sexy beast, don't ya think
Cameron- Oh yeah, they hot as hell
Tyron- (red cause u so sexy)
A name for the sexiest and thicccest man in the universe who also plays the kazoo
Peep one: Is that man P-Sexy?
Peep two: Of course he is super thiccc and he is playing the kazoo
A shade of purple so appealing to the senses that one want to have sexual intercourse with said color.
Damn, did you see that Teddy Bear, it's a sexy purple.