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A person who likes boys, girls, gays, animals, and trees.
Jonah is so cinco sexual! I saw him still his peepee in a tree the other day!
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The warm feeling by feeling the caloric of another body through your clothes. Taken from gliding where thermals lift you up.
When leaning against her, he felt and enjoyed the sexual thermals.
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A person who is attracted to gummy bears.
Andrew Huang (a gummy sexual): This gummy bear is my bae. LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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A cross between a crunchy and metrosexual person... a buff, earthy guy that gays as well as hot women are attracted to. These guys enjoy the finer things of the earth... like smores and Dom Perignon, live outdoor concerts that feature the cello, flugelhorn, clarinet and saxophone, and driving a Volvo SUV with Thule roof racks garnered with snowboards, mountain bikes and/or kayaks.
These nature boys return from hiking in the wilderness for 7 days and rebound by sculpting their hair with Serge Normant Promade that garners smiles from married women in the grocery store... then zoop zoop on to the house where they whip up Curry Bison Burgers accompanied by a tasty Seaweed Salad.
Dude #1: Yo dude, was that a vuvuzela that I just heard?
Dude #2: lol... not quite, the crunchy sexuals are having a huge throw down at Red Rocks Amphitheater this evening!
Her: Hey, what do you want to do this evening Mr. Crunchy sexual?
Him: nuttin' Honey Bunny... then I might just flambe' us up some Bananas Foster a'la'man
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bingus sexual is a sexuality where you love a cat named bingus. You are attracted to bingus.
Person 1 (uneducated): i hate bingus.
Person 2 (educated): im bingus sexual.
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When a man with smegma has sexual intercourse with a female who has Fuck butter causing a mix of "cheese" and "butter" with the consistency of a freshly baked casserole
Last night me and your mom made a sexual casserole
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Complete Sexuality is an updated method of categorizing somebody's sexual preference, in line with more progressive information from Europe.
This newer version labels somebody's sexual preference for both gender and lineage.
Gender Preference Options :
1) Heterosexual (attracted to different sex)
2) Bisexual (attracted to different sex and same sex)
3) Homosexual (attracted to same sex)
Lineage Preference Options :
1) Outcestosexual (attracted to different lineage)
2) Bicestosexual (attracted to different lineage and same lineage)
3) Incestosexual (attracted to same lineage)
This new method is more inclusive and has representation for members of the Incest community who are marginalized. There are plans to help fight for marriage equality, in allowing same-lineage marriage to be legalized so that sibling lovers can have their human rights.
My office asked me to write down my complete sexuality, along with my age, my name, and previous work experience. As well as my gender and race.
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