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sewer slimy slide: when you want to kermit suicide but u end up going down a sewer slimy slide 😌🙈🙊💩
Patty made me wanna go down the sewer slimy slide cause she ate my cake ;)
4 or more southern Caucasians making sweaty redneck love in a steamy sauna
Heeeyy yall come join me for a redneck slip n slide down in bama
When a girl gets eaten out by a gay guy.
I met this gay guy at a club and he tried out the glitter slip n slide!
a tool made up with two or three rules that are skewly and weirdly marked. Allow you to slide back and forth to get some calculations done.
NOT FOR MEASUREMENT AND PUNISHING PEOPLE WHO ARE MISBEHAVED.
Man1: OMG, what's wrong with ruler, it has too many strange marks and are almost skewed. How could someone measure stuff out of that?
Man2: Bro this is a slide rule.
A bunch of gays who play football and are shit, my dead man could do better than them
Jesse and his friends play for Sliding into your CDM's
The action performed by somebody who has to perform an acrobatics check to catch penis in their mouths.
Ouch the Orc was caught off guard by the sliding quickie performed by his sex slave. He came immediately. It was lethal.
After you find out your significant other has been cheating on you you go to thier house. Once they fall asleep you ejaculate on thier face without waking them up and leave immediately.
Dude I just gave Lindsey a vanilla slide!