Touching genitals after preparing peppers and failing to wash your hands.
"Babe! It's cool! It's not gonorrhea, I just got some spicy touch. Save me some tacos and I'll be out in a moment!"
Steven's definition: A platypus that is on fire with a hint of tajin
Oh no my spicy platypus
when a small Jewish child thinks he’s right and absolutely doesn’t allow the chance of anyone else being remotely somewhat correct.
Jon ben-you is a spicy bentov
When you are trying to have sex with a girl but her vagina is too blown out even for the Holland Snuggie (see definition), you decide to take it to the back door. Unknown to you she recently had Chipotle. While doing her from behind a spicy transfer occurred when a jalapeño seed from her poop shoot made it into your dick hole causing a shooting pain through your pickle.
Last night was the last time I will ever pick up a random piece after Taco Tuesday because after 5 minutes of anal a spicy transfer occurred.
Spicy Dead Poets Society erectus - When you find sexual satisfaction in language,
Especially when used in quote form
Reading Margaret Thatcher quotes with the bros…I’m about to have to spill the beans that I’m suffering from some Spicy DPS Erectus
when your mans being suspicious but you love him to much too much so you call him out vy calling him a spicy tit
"you're being a spicy tit, but i love you too."
Its a regular warm bath but with a twist, you throw in a plugged toaster while you are in the bathtub.
My friend Tony Did the Spicy Bath challenge. We are having a closed casket funeral tomorrow.