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being unusually agile or quick for an overweight person.
my kid knocked her sippy cup off the table and my pot-bellied spider monkey of a wife caught it before it hit the ground.
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When you are having sex and right before the climax, pull out a jar of brown recluse spiders and proceed to shove them up the partner's anus while blasting the song Nigga Nigga by Gangster Rap. This can only be done by masters.
Guy- OH JEEZ I'M ALMOST THERE
Girl- YES. OH YES! *proceeds to grab the jar of spiders and stuff them up his rectum*
Guy- WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!
Stereo- NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA! WHY YOU EAT SO MUCH CHICKEN?!
Girl- A RAP NIGGER ANUS SPIDER!
Guy- *facepalm* OOOHHH OKAY!
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Woman's excretory matter, which escape through the mouth and/or nostrils during sleep. These creatures are spider-like in form and are composed of digested food. The size of the poop spider is proportional to the size of a woman. This of course is the explanation to the age old question, "Do girls poop?"
"Poop Spiders (Araneidan Fæx )"
Tiny spiders= Tiny women
Large spiders= Large women
Black widows= Angry Feminists
Daddy Long Legs= Vegetarians
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The phrase actually comes from an episode of Family Guy where Peter and his pals are playing the drinking game 'I never..' where each person says something like 'I never slept with Joe's wife' and each person that has done has to take a drink of whatever they are using with the game. In this episode the table is full of dozens of bottles of beer and Quagmire is noticeably hammered when struggling for any more things that Quagmire may not have done, Peter states 'I never gave a Reacharound to a Spider Monkey whilst reciting the pledge of Allegiance' and Quagmire says 'Oh come on....?' and takes another drink of his beer before collapsing on the table knocking off the bottles! That's the correct and original use of the term Reacharound or Reach Around in modern culture which is why I added this as Shortanks definition whilst it works is not the one most people will be thinking of or need reminding of by searching for it! That's how I ended up here! Search for Spider Monkey Reacharound on YouTube for exact scene!
I never gave a Spider Monkey Reach around around whilst reciting the pledge of Allegiance
It's spider man but with a big nose! how humorous!
do you love BIG NOSE SPIDER MAN?
YES! BIG NOSE SPIDER MAN IS SO FUNNY!
Spider-Man 2 is a 2004 American superhero film directed by Sam Raimi and written by Alvin Sargent from a story by Alfred Gough, Miles Millar, and Michael Chabon. The sequel to the 2002 film Spider-Man, it is the second film in Raimi's Spider-Man film trilogy based on the fictional Marvel Comics character of the same name. Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, and James Franco reprise their roles as Peter Parker, Mary Jane Watson, Harry Osborn, respectively.
Set two years after the events of Spider-Man, the film focuses on Peter Parker struggling to manage both his personal life and his duties as Spider-Man. Dr. Otto Octavius (Alfred Molina), who takes a turn for the diabolical following a failed experiment and the death of his wife. Using his mechanical tentacles, Octavius is dubbed "Doctor Octopus" and threatens to endanger the lives of the people of New York City. Spider-Man must stop him from annihilating the city.
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Spider-Man: (addressing two kids he saved from getting hit by a truck) Hey, you guys. No playing in the streets.
Boy Saved by Spider-Man, Girl Saved by Spider-Man: Yes, Mr. Spider-Man.
Spider-Man: See ya!
Dr. Otto Octavius: Peter Parker! And the girlfriend!
Peter Parker: What do you want?
Dr. Otto Octavius: (grabs Peter with a tentacle) I want you to find your friend Spider-Man. Tell him to meet me at the Westside Tower at 3 o'clock.
Peter Parker: But I don't know where he is.
Dr. Otto Octavius: (takes his sunglasses off with a tentacle) Find him. Or I'll peel the flesh off her bones...
(Tentacle snaps at Peter)
Peter Parker: (angrily) If you lay... one finger on her...
Dr. Otto Octavius: You'll do what?
Spider-Man: Where is she?
Dr. Otto Octavius: Oh, she'll be just fine. Let's talk.
(they fight)
(Man steps into elevator. Spider-Man is in the elevator)
Elevator Passenger: Cool Spidey outfit.
Spider-Man: Thanks.
Elevator Passenger: Where did you get it?
Spider-Man: I made it.
(pause)
Elevator Passenger: Looks uncomfortable...
Spider-Man: Yeah, it's kind of itchy...
(pause)
Spider-Man: ...and it rides up in the crotch a little bit, too.
Dr. Otto Octavius: (grabs Spider-Man in the bank) You're getting on my nerves.
Spider-Man: I have a knack for that.
Dr. Otto Octavius: Not anymore.
(tossing a bag of coins back at Dr. Otto Octavius)
Spider-Man: Here's your change!
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