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A white girl's air forces that are dirty af
Don't talk to me you have white girl air forces
Used to describe someones bad internet connection. Can be expressed to someone who is actually in the Air Force or just has ass internet.
Friend: Yo im lagging.
Friend 2: You got that air force connection!
Friend: Fuck let me restart my shit.
The amount of power or strength it requires for one to pull apart a soft pretzel in relation to the distance of obstacles around the pretzel in question. The amount of time the pretzel has sat at room temperature factors in this equation as well. PF= √p/f/d.
This term is actual chemistry, however. The usage is a phenomenon that typically occurs on Saturday happy hour dates to Scottsdale Beer Company, AZ. Especially when sitting next to handsome men when the pretzel plate is far too near one's beverage.
It wasn't my fault the drink spilled, the pretzel force was too much!
when you go on vacation and take your laptop with you, but you try to connect to messenger or chec your email and you can't do it because you find that there's no internet connection in the place you're visiting.
frank: hey jane! i've been sending you a lot of emails but i still haven't gotten an answer! jane: sorry. i had a forced internet vacation problem. when i arrived in my town for vacation, i tried to check my email but i couldn't open it because there wasn't any internet connection there.
don't have legal hours to get the pick up do it anyway
The force field developed in order to ward off corn husker, lifted truck driving, hillbilly assohole people. It does not appear from ones own asshole.
That dude required me to turn on my "asshole force field" because of his attitude.
The forced starfish is a BDSM act which involves one party being bound, and forced to lay still while being fornicated.
The act gets its name from how we see starfish in tide pools. Unable to move.
"You tied him up?"
"Oh, yeah. Total forced starfish situation."