walking talking sperm bank

beth from the trailer park

beth sucks a lot of cock

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yams in my bank account

A fine quote from Twenty-one Savage

"I am the proud owner of eight yams in my bank account" or "My new worth is equivalent to eight yams."

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Chase After Your Paycheck Bank

A fitting nickname for Chase Bank because of it’s ultra-sneaky nickel-and-diming practices which will easily drain every last dollar from your small account unless you question every petty fee getting stolen from you.

Chase Bank CEO Jamie Dimon is a master scammer targeting the poor who has singlehandedly refined all of the usurious policies of his Chase After Your Paycheck Bank to maximize his own gigantic profit.

Obsessive Compulsive Bank Robbing Disorder

A disabling psychological disorder that propels the sufferer to repeatedly and uncontrollably rob banks until they are finally nabbed and sent inside where they are left to regale their psychologists with exciting stories about their own magnetic personalities and long-standing risk taking patterns since childhood.

I’d asked my attorney to make it clear that I am a victim of a serious case of Obsessive Compulsive Bank Robbing Disorder but the judge laughed in open court and dismissed it as a manipulative ploy to obtain a reduced sentence.

sea monkey bank

a boys ballzac... sperm look like seamonkeys, and ballzac hold em, hence sea monkey bank

id love for her to suck his bank

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Broke the bank in Monte Carlo

Having taken a healthy, large, and incredibly satisfying dump. Sometimes shortened to simply, "broke the bank".

(1) Walking out of the men's room, I say to my friend, "Dude, I just broke the bank in monte carlo."

(2) I'll see you later, I gotta go break the bank.

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making a deposit in the porcelain bank

basically taking a poo

i'm making a deposit in the porcelain bank

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