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Two and a half men

A gay threescore where one member is either very short or a midget.

I was smashed last night. Way too many Jager shots. I woke up next to a midget and a really good looking guy. Two and a half Men. You can find d it on Urban Dictionary. I just never imagined I'd experience one.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

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permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).

Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *

by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023


Pillar Men

my boyfriends.

not poly or anything but like... The pillar men are all totally my boyfriends

by snowumbrella August 27, 2023


Men that spray tan

A type of the male specimen that like to shove 2 to 3 cocks in both there mouth and ass.

Landon, cole, and Hudson, like to suck and get fucked everyday due to the gayness of the men that spray tan.

by Dickinlandon May 7, 2021


La Brea Men

They Are Men Who Are Trust Worthy But Are Very Sly And Undereath Hoes. They're sexy asf but deadly.
For example:

Benard
Cadell
Malachi
Serryon
Brandon
Kylon

All la brea men are hoes

by Jackandphill January 23, 2023


Men's Conference

On February 14th, ONLY FOR MEN, fuck them bitches, men will have get themselves chocolate and flowers.

yoo my dawg u heard that Men's Conference is on the 14th of February

by lmao222 February 18, 2022


hispanic men

tall, handsome, sweet , funny and strong men

Hispanic women love hispanic men only

by king lefty March 14, 2024