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To have every sexually transmitted disease at once. It thus neutralizes the infected from the affects of the various diseases. However, whoever they have sex with will die instantly.
Jeff has Serio Syndrome. He fucked Deb last night and she immediately died.
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A disorder which causes the sufferer to alternate between being a total badass and being overwhelmingly emo. Named after Cloud Strife, the protagonist of Final Fantasy VII.
Master Chief had better not develop Cloud syndrome... that would just ruin everything for me.
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When you can't tell if a girl is either butt ass ugly or attractive.
Student 1: When i was at magic mountain i saw a bitch with a hardcore Kirsten Syndrome.
Student 2: I feel sorry for you. Thats the struggle
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Noun:
A mental affliction characterized by a self-centered and condescending state of mind produced upon moving to a major city from another town. Those with city syndrome think their city and its inhabitants are better than other places and their populations Thus, they rarely travel and look down on other areas/people.
Particularly present in NYC, this disease is highly resistant to treatment because sufferers rarely acknowledge their pathology.
Friend: (just moved to nyc from nj): I just can't go back to the suburbs anymore. I just can't do it, its way too boring.
Me: Fuck you, you arrogant bastard! You got City Syndrome! Since you moved to NYC from Jersey you think you're better than everyone else. You're not you pompous asshole!
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Download syndrome is where you download things that you really don't want or need. You just love the thrill of downloading things, so you download stuff you couldn't give a shit about.
A: "Yo man, did you get that new fall out boy album"
B: "Yeah. Last night, I had a serious case of download syndrome. I picked up that album, and the new Britney Spears album. It's Britney Bitch!
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A brain-lapse disorder that can develop after extreme exposure to one or more videogames, in which the victim involuntarily recalls a game instance.
Jeremy: Man, during our family road trip the other day I couldn't help but notice what a great level the city of Chicago would make for Tony Hawk's Underground.
July: Sounds like Gamer's Syndrome to me...
Percy: I failed my test the other day because I came across a long word and couldn't help but play a game of Jumble with it. I think I have Gamer's Syndrome...
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