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A disorder which causes the sufferer to alternate between being a total badass and being overwhelmingly emo. Named after Cloud Strife, the protagonist of Final Fantasy VII.
Master Chief had better not develop Cloud syndrome... that would just ruin everything for me.
When you can't tell if a girl is either butt ass ugly or attractive.
Student 1: When i was at magic mountain i saw a bitch with a hardcore Kirsten Syndrome.
Student 2: I feel sorry for you. Thats the struggle
An affliction describing the state in which something encountered during one's childhood is remembered as being of high quality, but when revisited several years later, is discovered to be of much lower quality than first thought.
"Remember how much we thought 'Dino-Riders' rocked when we watched it back in grade school? I saw it again last weekend... and man, we were retarded. That's some thundercats syndrome right there."
When some one judges you or talks shit about you when they don't even know you and repeatedly keeps making false statements about you or when your name rolls out of every one's mouth
Man i think I got Beyonce Syndrome because people just won't stop talking about me
Noun:
A mental affliction characterized by a self-centered and condescending state of mind produced upon moving to a major city from another town. Those with city syndrome think their city and its inhabitants are better than other places and their populations Thus, they rarely travel and look down on other areas/people.
Particularly present in NYC, this disease is highly resistant to treatment because sufferers rarely acknowledge their pathology.
Friend: (just moved to nyc from nj): I just can't go back to the suburbs anymore. I just can't do it, its way too boring.
Me: Fuck you, you arrogant bastard! You got City Syndrome! Since you moved to NYC from Jersey you think you're better than everyone else. You're not you pompous asshole!
Download syndrome is where you download things that you really don't want or need. You just love the thrill of downloading things, so you download stuff you couldn't give a shit about.
A: "Yo man, did you get that new fall out boy album"
B: "Yeah. Last night, I had a serious case of download syndrome. I picked up that album, and the new Britney Spears album. It's Britney Bitch!