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Like carpe diem it means to seize the day, or the moment. Go for it!
There's nobody here, should we do it?
Definitely. Take the bagel.
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the reply you get when you try to pick up a chick and she doesn't dig you at all.
means: before i do you, i'd do a whole bunch of others.
short for: "take a umber and wait. forever!"
Guy: "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
Girl: "Take a number."
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Taking the day. Kind of special complimentary close.
you: see you. have a nice day!
i: thanks, you too! take the day!
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When someone choses to ruin part of you're day with thier bowel movements.
"damn Becca im having a nice relaxing shower and you had to come in here and ruin it." Yea well im sooooo sorry I needed to Take A Dump." "yea well Im going to need to take another later just to get rid of the stinch, it smells like a sardine's cunt filled with Indian food in here"
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An opinion (GASP! Sharing your opinion online!?!?!?) that isn't popular at all and, let's face it, will get you spammed by "JohnnyBillBingus2001," who will enjoy your suffering as he punishes you for sharing your opinion.
PokeFan3: Everyone's just choosing Pokémon Scarlet because of the lack of clothes on Professor Sada.
(Next Post)Bandai Namco needs to learn how to make good Digimon games.
GraphicNovelDude1997: L bozo + Ratio! Trash! L, I say! L! You are banned from my comic book store for these hot takes!
PokeFan3: You know it's true 🚬
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Arriving 30 minutes early to work and then waiting til its time to start work then going to take a shit
Boss: Ok, let's go do.....
Where the fuck did he go?
Co Worker: He's taking a McCormack
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Get stoned and soaking in a small body of warm water for an extended period of time.
Alex: I really want to spend the night but I have to go take a bath.
Bill: we really should take a bath together
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