witch cake

a type of cake made to tell if a person is a witch. Made by taking the urine of a suspected witch and mixing it with some sort of wheat... baking it and feeding it to a dog. The dog is then observed to see if he has the same symptoms of the suspected witch. Mainly used in Salem Village in the 1600s to test people being accused of witchcraft. Originated in england.

George: Man i just broke up with her... I think she's totally a witch.

Random Guy: DUDE!!! get her piss we can make a witch cake!!!

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rape cake

a cake that you send/give to someone you've raped but feel badly about.

Eric felt bad about raping Cassie, so he sent her a rape cake.

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Beu-cake

Term used by anime Otakus who cant correctly pronounce the Japanese word bukakke.

"Yeah that Beu-cake scene was so hot".
*uncomfortable silence*

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Smell that cake!

a term made in St.Helens, England.
Basically it is an insult to one who has a "cakey shitter" from eating too much cake.
If you are told to "Smell that cake!" you should feel ashamed as it is the ultimate burn.

Sean: Kyle Smell that cake!
Kyle: Shut up!
Rest of the class: Whey!

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dome cakes

dom`kaeks oral sex

Jorge- "Yo homes you get any lovin' from Katalina ayer?"
Miguel- "Si bato I got some dome cakes."
Jorge- "Oy! Santa Maria!"

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baking a cake

It's the same thing as cup caking, just worded differently.

Spending a lot of time with a certain someone.

Usually referred towards guys with a certain someone.

"Is ____ coming out tonight?"
"No, he's at home baking a cake with his woman."

Cup caking

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cake face

someone who wears so much makeup that
if they got water splashed on them.
their face would melt off.
exposing an ugly being.
most times they just go overboard.
and it looks terrible and too dark,
ew.

dont touch her gooey swamp cake face
i dont know what lurks under there,

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