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When you’re so single it makes you sad
Symptoms: depression like symptoms, torturing yourself on Pinterest by looking at pictures of couples, being annoyed by other couples, trying to find a husband in any public location, crying at every sad song you hear to the point where your mates have to check on you
Lily: you seem sad everything ok?
Ellie: yeah I’ve just never had a boyfriend, I’m suffering from BDD (boyfriend deprivation disorder)
To take lots and lots of cute pictures witg your boyfriend
Omg it's national photo with boyfriend day we're gonna take so much cute photos
National boy friend day treat ur boyfriend right
Suck his dick 29th May boyfriend day send him titty pics
Hug your boyfriend week is the last week of February! So the last 7 days of the month, you have to hug your boyfriend at least once each day for the entire week.
Hey! It’s hug your boyfriend week, so now you have to hug him at least once every day all week
The act of screaming violently at your own mother because she loves an idiot
"God dummit mummy has a new boyfriend, but it's not time for brad, it's time to make me food!"
Y'all know "I fucked your mom" so this is better lolll
Sarha : I fucked your boyfriend
Jack: I fucked your mom
This day you got to kiss your boyfriend. It is on the 19th of february
Gf: kisses bf randomly.
Bf: oh it is kiss your boyfriend day isn't it?