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A low IQ person executed in the electic chair.
Ryan had an 76 IQ. Ryan killed 5 members of his family receiving five death sentences. Years later Ryan screamed when he saw the electic chair as entered the death chamber. He shouted, "The guards promised him a special poptard breakfast not a permanent nap".
When your family all shows up at the same time to eat breakfast but somehow forgot to invite you, leaving you to feel hurt, confused and downright left out.
Grandma mentioned that she was making a breakfast casserole, however, I was unaware that everybody and their family would be attending the feast except for me. I guess they had an accidental breakfast party.
full English breakfast (n). A very
untidy vagina that is frankly too
much to face first thing in the morning.
She wanted a quick one this morning, but that was one full English breakfast.
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When you serve yourself breakfast on a girls ass.
I had a european breakfast to add a twist of flavor to my moring shine!
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put a raw egg in a girls pussy and eat it out
hey some hot chick can i give you a puerto rican breakfast and she's like what is that and i said it is were a put a raw egg in your pussy and eat it out.
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Lucky Charms with Baileys used in place of milk.
Stephen Colbert starts every day off right with an Irish Continental Breakfast
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