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Pole Roach

A stripper or pole dancer who is far past her prime, either due to age, drugs, lack of fitness or general misuse, who has yet to realize how unattractive she is not only on stage, but as a human being.

"That pole roach on the side stage is HIDEOUS!!" or "The mustachioed stripper on the side stage is a complete pole roach. Who the fuck hired her?"

by J.Lindsay June 18, 2012


Pole pot

The action of sticking ur dick in a pot of soup and then dipping it in some sugar, and then fucking yo bitches ass hole

Wanna pole pot later later

by Connie with a large dick November 12, 2021


Pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole...

What you see when lying on yer side in da bed of a cruising pickup truck and watching da "rhythmically-wavy" line of da roadside utility-service cables going past.

If it had been da infamous "Hot Rod Lincoln" (as opposed to just a "regular" or "everyday" vehicle traveling at a "normal" 50-to-60 miles per hour) dat an observer had been riding in when watching da passing electric-wires, said wires would probably have resembled a "rapid heartbeat" EKG-line rather than just a moderate-speed "Pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole..." --- da song specifically states dat "da telephone poles looked like a picket fence".

by QuacksO May 25, 2020


Smoke my pole

The art of a stripper grappling your gear and placing it in her mouth.

Aaron:Wow... That stripper Chick racheal is so hot. Maybe she can do something strange for some change.
Racheal ( the stripper) hey... You got 50 bucks? I can smoke my pole in your truck! .

by Captain A ron January 1, 2020


pole dancing

Pole dancing originated in the deep forests of russia. This art form started when bears would chase men, children and woman up a tall tree. to pass the time one would start to dance. and thus pole dancing was born. russia still holds the world record for longest dance on a pole by the oldest woman still pole dancing, she is 54 years old.

pole dancing
to pole dance or to dance on a pole. that is the question

by screwtruth December 17, 2016


To hug a pole

To cling to a piece of street furniture while chundering.

Not to be confused with showing affection to Polish people.

See also: talking to god on the Great White Telephone.

Oh, god, oh, god, I need to hug a pole right now!

by The Real FOLDOC December 22, 2024


pole watchers

A person that watches the pole..

Barry said watch that pole..

Get off my pole says Barry I'm watching the pole step aside please..

Me: what are you looking at Barry??
Barry: I'm head of the pole watchers club I am looking at that pole over there how big and long..
Me: oh you really do like poles huh..

Barry said smake that bitch up side the head with your pole that'll teach her.. dam pole smoker

by Nosir78 November 3, 2020