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The Saint X Tigers teach kids to huff paint, eat glue, and rant about “the weeds.” They have a younger brother complex with their rivals, the Trinity Shamrocks. After losing like usual, they take out their anger over losing by sticking lacrosse sticks in people’s asses.
Oh The Saint X Tigers lost? Better avoid them for a few days, the lacrosse sticks will come out again.
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An energy boosting drink named after Charlie Sheen. This drink is illegal in nine countries and fourteen states, due to it's side effects. Possible side effects include: death, cancer, many other illneses, chance of everyone hating you, chance of being fired from job, suicidal thoughts, depression.
1.I was suspended from school after being caught with Tiger's Blood-ade. 2.After drinking some Tiger's Blood-ade, I died.
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its when ur having anal with a "girl" and this "girl" in the middle of wht u think is a pleasureable experience drops her balls down and they strike ur balls and penis. tht is crouching tiger hidden balls
o fucking shit, dan jst gave me crouching tiger hidden balls. in the dark he can look like a rly hott girl. i was drunk as shit. i cant believe this happened. now i hav to kil myself.
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When pleasuring a woman in the doggy-style position, the 'crouching tiger hidden dragon' technique can be utilised. When an inevitable orgasm is forthcoming but not immediately imminent, the man displays the appropriate body-movements and auditory verbalizations to enact a false orgasm. (Note that the doggy-style position is necessary for the completion of this prank.) Before an actual orgasm takes place, during the 'cumming-facade,' the man orally ejects a salival specimen (ie: hocks a loogie) towards the small of the woman's back (ie: where you see the tramp-stamp) in order to convey the belief of seminal release (ie:cumming all over you). When the woman turns around in satisfaction, believing that the complicated act of coitus has come to completion, the man blows his reserved load into her face, taking her by surprise. "crouching tiger, hidden dragon."
crouching tiger hidden dragon
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A sex move when the male stands on top of a bookshelf, bed, ladder, ect. Then jumps off and lands, dick first, on the female's face. (or male)
Dude: Hey bud, did you fuck that girl you picked up last night?
Bro: I didn't just fuck her, I performed a Crouching Tiger Flying Scrotum on her face.
Dude: Sweet.
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Being so mad at your spouse that you take his most prized possession and use it to beat them silly.
man 1: Dude did you hear that John cheated on Jane.
Man 2: yea she was tiger woods' wife mad when she found out.
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when you see two cats going at it...
dude, josh, my cat loves to tiger up the butt your cat
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