Two Bottom Plow

Known in rural areas of the Midwest, this term is used for the dirty naughty farm bitches. If you find that dirty farmers daughter that wants two cocks in her ass simultaneously, just tell her Dad you are giving her the two bottom plow to keep things civil. The two bottom plow is defined as double penetration “plowing that field” in the anus.

Ole farmer Johnson’s daughter said she will let us do whatever we want to her, I say we give her the two bottom plow.

two bag fuck

When someone with a nice body but is so ugly that you need two bags before you would have sex with them.

One on her face and one on your own just in case hers falls off.

"Gee wizz! Jessica sure does have a nice body" -Guy 1
"Quite the two bag fuck, my good sir." - Guy 2

Two-Headed Kangaroo

1. An extremely unattractive girl who walks in the bar and NO ONE calls dibs on.

2. A fat ugly whore.

*In Australian Accent* " Crikey!! It's a Two-Headed Kangaroo!!"

Two Push Polly

A "two push Polly' is a woman so fine that even Ron Jeremy could only manage a couple of strokes before spaffing his dirty load.

Did you see that cock slot jogging in her bikini Millsy? My god, she was PERFECT, a proper two push Polly. I'm never going to get to slide into that! I hope she gets cancer.

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Two Stall Rule

Also known as the two urinal rule. In a mens' bathroom with a row of urinals, whenever someone is using a urinal, the next man to come in and use a urinal will go at least 2 stalls down (ie, you are at stall zero, the one beside you is stall one, the next one is stall two). Whenever someone violates the two stall rule, the person who is violated feels uncomfortable, even if it is the violator's best friend.

Sinks count as stalls as well.

Man, he just violated the two stall rule by pissing next to me!

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two nuts in a sack

two closely related people

you and george are like two nuts in a sack

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a two cents plain

A two cents plain is a glass of seltzer water. During the Great Depression, one could get an egg cream for twenty-five cents (seltzer, chocolate syrup, and milk), a chocolate milk (milk and chocolate syrup) for a dime, a chocolate soda (seltzer and chocolate syrup) for a nickel, or plain seltzer water for two cents. Two cents plain.

I'll have an egg cream for my lovely date, and I'll take a two cents plain.

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