A waffle which you have shoved up your butt, folded up, and paid your friend to eat without him knowing what it actually is.
Man, Brian totally got me to eat a waffle goblin last night. It was nasty!
A kind of rude person, usually used to break ice or stop and argument.
Twat wafflery may also be used for a more comical affect.
You sir, are a twat waffle.
What that kid over there did was sheer twat wafflery.
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To sneeze in someone else's mouth
You did a whiffle waffle in my mouth!
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Something that either tastes good, is good, or is awesome.
Those crepes we had yesterday were so waffle time.
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A waffle excreted by anal orphus.
An alternative to the phrase douche bag
Shut up you dumb ass butt waffle
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A sexual act when a man ejaculates in to a waffle iron thus making a white waffle. The, he feeds it to his partner.
I made my girl a high protein white waffle last night. She loved it.
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