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When you piss whilst getting a blowjob.
"Dude what the fuck?! Did you just yellow palm tree me??"
The Xtra most bestest shade of yellow you will ever see
Person 1: that’s the best color ever what shade is it?
Person 2: buzz buzz yellow!
to do what you think will make you happy
yellow is a happy color so eat yellow paint if you think that will make you happy.
A game played on the inside of a moving car in which the yellow light only needs to be seen by any one or more of the passengers. After the presence of the yellow light is made known, all passengers must try to touch the ceiling of the car. The last individual to touch the ceiling of the car must remove one article of clothing of their choice (if the clothing is a pair like shoes or socks it counts as one piece of clothing, jewellery doesn’t count as clothing). If you can’t remove a piece of clothing you are out and have to sit there until the game ends. The game ends when there is one player left or you get to the destination. Would be a good idea to put clothes on before you step out the car.
Person 1: Yellow Light !
*everyone touches roof of the car before Person 3*
Person 3: I’ll take my top off
Person 2: We’ll keep playing Yellow Light Game until everyone but one person is left
Fingering a chick while she's pissing.
Guy 1: I can't believe Andrew fingered that drunk chick while she was peeing.
Guy 2: ahhh the I'm yellow river dam?
The yellow, liquid, jet that gentlemen use in lieu of the more standard toilet-brush.
As seen in Pride & Predjudice:
"Why mister Darcy, that really is quite a skidmark you've left in the pan, as offensive to the eye as it is to the nose!
Fear not Miss Bennet, for I have quaffed a goodly gallon of ale within this half-hour and am bursting. I shall liberally apply the yellow bog brush forthwith!"
that son of a hoe that made baby sammy drink his damn blood and now sammy’s a this weird crossbred, long haired hottie who also sucks his lady demon friends blood when his brothers not around.. wait i got off track.. the yellow eyed demon is a um bitch that’s all.. also he’s either dead or in hell now i can’t remember
THE YELLOW EYED DEMON IS A HOE
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