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A stupid little redneck town in central Florida full of southeners and assholes. Theyre are 2 high schools. One is great, the other sucks badly. You decide which one. Sure, theyre are a few decentish people, but in general, this place is a shit-hole full of potheads and redneck old pople that will stare you down from out of their truck blasting Tim McGraw as you walk down the street. If you are reading this and just happen to live here, leave and never come back. You might just get shot by the jerk who hunts out of hunting season, or might get run over by an f-150
LOL LAND O LAKES IS A FUCKING REDNECKS
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To survive the loss of a job by getting another job. Can be used for other tragedies.
Hal was devistated by the layoff, buy I'm sure he will land on his feet.
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Where women glow and men plunder
men at work
"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
---bad song, annoying
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A sexual position that must be done on hardwood floor. You bend your girl over across the room then you go on the other side get a running start and slide into that pussy and a happy ending.
like losin your virginity or breking your dick. The human land shark
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When after your finished having intercourse, you throw up in the condom then beat the chick with it until it explodes on her face
I had to throw up last night, so I gave that chick her first Disney land special.
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Lie Lie Land is home of the free to be lied to every second of every day.
We find ourselves living in Lie Lie Land and we like it!
The inability to finish a project that you're working on.
Person 1: "Hey. Are you going to record Cheese Land this weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah definitely!"
*Next week*
Person 1: "Hey. Are you going to record Cheese Land this weekend since you forgot last weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah definitely! Sorry!"
*Next week*
Person 1: "Hey. Are you going to record Cheese Land this weekend since you forgot last weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah definitely! Sorry!"
- This an example of the Cheese Land Curse