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Muffin men

Men with dad bods, most of the time gay rednecks

I love muffin men

by Tinytwink69 March 21, 2023


2 men in a toilet

When 1 man is taking a shit and when he's done the other man uses his tongue to lick his asshole clean.

Tom saw Aaron and Jake going into the toilet and leaned over and told Dave "Look there doing a 2 men in a toilet."

by Harley Quinns bitch February 8, 2023


purple people men

is someone who eat humans when they are purple and are a man, they also on come out during night time to eat young women,

OmG there a purple people men eater we better run fast.

by eirwio3urskjdfu358uewijkfrwk3u December 6, 2008


purple people men

is someone who eat humans when they are purple and are a man, they also on come out during night time to eat young women,

OmG there a purple people men eater we better run fast.

by eirwio3urskjdfu358uewijkfrwk3u December 6, 2008


Men’s Afternoon

Men's Afternoon is a period of time early to mid-afternoon with drinks and fellowship where you feel like you're getting away with something, so it's just a little bit funner than normal.

Men’s Afternoon is like trying to nail the ol' lady for the second time in a day. You can probably get away with it, but she'll make you pay later.

by RustInTheWind August 3, 2024


dirty old men

Dirty old men. Men who date girls that are young enough to be their daughter. Pedophilia energy. Finding girls in emotional distress. And using them for sex. Usually multiple women. 25-20 years younger than them. Mentally and emotionally stunted. Usually doing so because the girl “is dumb” and won’t hold him responsible for his actions.

“The guys at the bars get older. The girls stay the same age. Dirty old men manipulating young girls.”

by I’m trying not to be murdered May 19, 2022


The solution to men

Join my progressive cult! Start a union and let the women fuck the fat cocks instead of you and berate you for having a small dick. Don't worry, when they run out of fat cocks you can feed their bastard kids until you die!

Hym "Yeah, hey, fuck face. You aren't seeming to get it. I'm not men. I'm not people. In the same way that women want to be treated as individuals. There is no solution to men. Me getting paid more to work my shitty gas station job isn't ME getting credit for MY contributions to society. Which are SUBSTANTIAL AND MORE THAN YOU WILL EVER HAVE. You aren't protecting young men from thinking wrong. It's your cult or theirs. Their incest cult gets me a free fuck-slave. What does yours get me? NOTHING. I get to be another body for the collectivist horde and I get WHAT, exactly? 'The solution to men' is 'Do whatever it takes to not be beholden to shit-libs, up to and including human trafficing and/or child murder. Whatever it takes.' That's the fucking solution."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2024