trailer park skank

A slutty, uneducated, fat, smelly three-toothed woman who lives in a trailer park and fucks every man who so much as pays attention to her. Trailer park skanks have at least 5 kids by 5 different men and no jobs. They are the epitome of white trash and collect welfare checks.

I wouldn't fuck that trailer park skank with a stolen schlong! She is liable to give me an STD!

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skank ass bitch

refers to one with a rotten behind who is also a full time shrew.

your girlfriend insists that you give her friend elise a ride home from a party, but you tell her, "no way am i allowing that skank ass bitch to rest her rump on my leather."

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docket skank

the check out chick who writes out her name and number on your shopping docket

John: "did you see that checkout chick?"

James: "yeah man, she gave you her number"

John: "i know. fucken docket skank!"

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Skank on 26's

A huge skank that is like such a skank thats she(or he in a very rare occasion)that they are so overblown by thier skankeyness that they spontaniously cumbust.

-She's a Skank on 26's

-O WTF SHE EXPLODED!
-what a skank on 26's

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skank identity crisis

The crisis every skank eventually goes through in their life. Usually happens between the ages of 15 and 20. Said skank will abruptly up and leave their hometown to live with a distant relative (i.e. twice-removed aunt, sister's ex-boyfriend, etc) and "find themselves". The location is usually an obscure small town in a southern state, such as Oklahoma, Kansas, or Georgia. Usually happens following some semi-dramatic event which a normal person would deal with and move on. Skanks, however, can not just "deal" with situations, and must "escape" to cause even more drama. These crises are usually short-lived, and the skank will almost ALWAYS return within a few weeks.

typical skank identity crisis

"I'm so sick of this drama and bullshit! I'm moving in with my stepdad's sister in Oklahoma to figure some shit out."

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money skank

Someone, namely a skank, who doesn't like to spend money, especially even when they have. Normally associated with un-stylish people who don't spend money on clothes.

ME: hey, abbie, do you want to go to the mall with alyssa?
ABBIE: nah, she's a money skank, she won't drop a dime!

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horse-banging-skank

people from the south who have nutting better to do except for analy penetarting horses or mules.

Skeeter is a horse banging skank becuase he literally humped the shit out of my horse

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