palmetto tree

A palm tree that grows in the U.S. Animals and shit live in them, so watch out!

We saw Palmetto Trees when we went to South Carolina.

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Tree fiddler

Someone who rubs their penis against a tree for sexual pleasures.

Oh look at that guy over there ,rubbing his balls against a tree!,he’s a tree fiddler

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tree kicker

noune:/a female usualy of the obease that hangs out with the cute girl and promts her to diss you.

yea things woulda gone well if the tree kicker had a mc d's #1 to shut the fuck up!

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truffula tree

The most dyslexic person you’ll ever meet in your entire life. They are stupid and can also be called dyslexic or water buffalos

Ethan looks like a Truffula Tree

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Palm Tree

PALM-TREE /pä(l)m trē /
(noun)

1. The first image that comes after the show proper.

2. The cause of the rage of the audience; something that stir up anger among viewers.

Palm Trees (plural)

(verb)

1. To prevent the continuous progress of an event or activity; to get in the way.

Palm-treed (past tense)
Palm-treeing (present participle)

Palm Tree usage:

(Noun) The palm trees in the ending credits swayed gracefully, as if savoring the taste of the viewers' misery.

(Verb) Just when the main characters were about to kiss, they were palm-treed by a surveillance drone.

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Juicy Tree

Where the shaft of the penis is tied by rubberband and paper clipped to a white shirt. So that the shaft is separated from the sack, making the illusion of a tree shape. Since the sack is full of semen the term "Juicy" applies as the male is ready for action.

Wife: I came home from work and my husband was waiting for me in full juicy tree. I was immediately wet.

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Tree light

Used for lighting above people's head and then yelling fire then having excuse for drenching them with water.

"Did you see Jeremy?" "Yea we tree lighted him."

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