Trump

This occurs when one employs a low grade, poorly remunerated hairdresser or barber who, on occasion, cuts the hair above the ears unevenly. The result is that after a few weeks of growth the hair bears resemblance to Donald Trump's toupée, i.e. ridiculous.

To tease your subject, questions such as "how is your Scottish golf course going" can be employed.

This term can be utilised in two main forms; "trump" and "trumped".
1. "Thats a fantastic 'trump' young man, where did you get it?"
2. "Unfortunately I have been 'trumped' again."

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Trump

A Person who has no idea what their doing

"Hes such a Trump!"

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trump

n.

an act of defecation

feces

I gotta take a trump.

I just took a massive trump.

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Trump

1. (Verb) To make an egomaniacal, attention-seeking windbag the butt of jokes in hilariously public fashion, such as at a formal White House correspondent's dinner, thereby exposing him as exactly what he is.

2. (Noun) Any such egomaniacal, attention-seeking windbag, especially one having bad hair.

(Verb) A narcissist like that had a trumping coming his way for YEARS...

(Noun) You're so full of yourself, and what's that thing on your head? You're such a trump.

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trump

(verb) To build a wall in order to block something/someone from entering a place.

We're gonna trump it.

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Trump

A man who looks like a Cheeto, is definitely holding his wife and son captive, sexually harasses women, and is a horrible golfer/business man/ and president. Fight my u pressed trumpies😤

Kid- who’s that man on the tv?
Me- An orange racist piece of shit named trump.

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trump

a big poo that requires up to 15 flushes to empty the toilet bowl

I took a giant trump this morning, it took {insert a number between 3 and 15} to get it down.

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