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Serial wanker

Serial wanker

Aaron Tonner is a serial wanker he chokes his chicken 6 times a day

by Carbrain stoner October 6, 2022


Wanker Wall

Two cars driving approximately the same speed, in separate lanes of a two lane road, making it impossible for traffic to get passed either of them.

Wow I might actually be able to make it to the game on time! Whoops, stuck behind a Wanker Wall, never mind. driving edgy MEMEs road rage dumb ass

by 3Kool5Skool September 2, 2015


pinky-wanker

Tiny wee-wee, typically seen in sentences relating to cold weather.

He was playing in the snow with his pinky-wanker out

by HURGALBURGAL January 11, 2025


hair wanker

Someone who masturbates onto a partners hair whilst partner is asleep

you are such a hair wanker

by chrispayne81 April 19, 2017


New Wanker

1. A person who resides in New York that is unpleasant.
2. Someone who is driving a vehicle with a New York license plate who is an idiot or rude.
3. One who lives in New York and thinks that they are all that.

That New Wanker just cut me off. What an asshole!

I know I can be a Connecticunt, but he was the biggest New Wanker I've ever encountered. What a dick!

by Lynerally February 8, 2024


giant wanker

A European slang term for a large penis.

Isn't he a giant Wanker

by vthntr October 20, 2013


Trophy wanker

A man who wanks over trophys

You fucking trophy wanker

by Thecreatorofthedictonariy January 18, 2020