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December 7th and any other day your wife declares it to be national help your wife around the house day. She shouldn’t have to ask for the help, you just help out of the kindness of your heart and the love you have for her. (for example do a load of laundry, wash dishes or vacuum)
Honey today is national help your wife around the house day!
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A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!
I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!
- Will Smith, 2022 Oscars
Chris Rock: Jada, I love ya, G.I. Jane 2, can’t wait to see it.
Will Smith: Walks to Chris
Chris: Uh-oh, King Richard-
(Gets slapped)
Chris: Oh wow! Will Smith just smacked the shit outta me!
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!
Chris: It was a G.I. Jane joke-
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!!
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What you need to do if they rapin' everybody.
Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cuz they rapin' everybody out here.
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a funny as hell way of insulting a man by implying that you've screwed his wife
james: have you seen my gimp mask and anal harness?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed
or
paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?
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When you married to a bitch but every year somebody else got have sex with her.
I know that your wife but I gotta clap her cheeks for national thats your wife but I’m fuckin her day.
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a term of eggman getting angry about shadow pissing on his wife
shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass mother fucker! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!!!!!
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