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A game where two men walk into a stall and compare penis sizes. The more bestowed stays. Loser leaves the bathroom. This is repeated until a king is named.
John: “Bro, Caden absolutely destroyed me in King of the Stall today”
Jaden: “Yeah man I heard he gained 2 inches over the summer”
A little known modification of chess in which you win the game by capturing the king like you would capture any other piece instead of checkmating the king.
"I would rather play Capture the King. Chess is too hard."
To inadvertently, through some form of miscommunication, ejaculate into ones own face.
I was with that new girl and her best friend last night, and I was too embarrassed to say anything so I kinged the sky.
My eyes have been dry ever since your mom made me king the sky.
cum accident your mom
When two gay men are 69'ing and the one on top has a shot glass inserted into his ass. The shot glass is then filled with Louis the 13th or some other high end liquor. The man on top then leans up and tries to pour the shot, from his ass, into the mouth of the man on bottom.
Kevin and Spencer were having gay sex and Kevin did a William's King with him. He managed to not spill a drop.
The King of Sarcasm, duh. Supreme master of all that is sarcastic.
Dude, the Timelord is the Sarcasm King.
When shawthy gives hella good head.
:Was up man. Have you Seen hoodvilles new ig post
:nah man shawthy gave me king fusion
: damn thats bussin