Window Dew

Mountain Dew that has been sitting outside of a window in the winter, and has received the perfect chilling.

A: Do you have any Dew?

B: Window Dew or Fridge Dew?

A: Definitely Window Dew.

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window job

when a guy puts his penis out of the window and shuts the window hard until he comes.

last night my girlfriend didnt want to have sex, so i gave myself a window job

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The Windows Plague

A plague that seems to have infected millions of people around the world, it's one known effect is lulling people into the false belief that PC's are better than Mac's. It may sound silly but is an increasing problem having enormous effects on todays society. The one known cure to this malicious disease is an iPod.

Dave: I like my PC cos it runs the best operating system in the world Windows on it.

Harry: Hah looks like you've still got The Windows Plague, here check this out, (hands Dave an iPod)

Dave: Wha-? This is genius! Must of been made by Microsoft.

Harry: -_-; *sigh*

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window licker

When you always put food down for the cat but never put water or milk down (because you cant be arsed). The cat becomes neglected and after a few days decides to lick the condensation off the windows as it is the only means of liquid accessable.
- Can be used for anything neglected!

1) My cat was so thirsty, he become a window licker!
2) (when neglecting academic work) That essay has become a window licker, trust!, it aint gonna be done for time - i cant understand that shit!
3) (when being neglected) SHIT, i feel like a window licker!

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window boy

A kid who makes sweet love to any window at any time at any place. Technely someone who lost his or her verginity with a window.

you and your mom are window boys

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windows vista

The next successor to the throne of the most used Operating System franchise, that is Microsoft Windows.
Microsoft Windows Vista touts enhanced security, productivity and experience, whilst enabling and powering the communication and operating enhancements for the next half a decade.
Microsoft Windows Vista is expected to be released to Enterprise Customers in November, and consumers early 2007 alongside flagship office suite, Microsoft Office 2007.

I will surely upgrade to windows vista in the new year.

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Windows 98

Windows 98

When you're nailing your girlfriend and then you shatter 98 window panes over her head.

Guy 1: Bro, I just Windows 98™'ed my old lady last night.
Guy 2: You used an outmoded operating system with her?
Guy 1: You never done that before? That's how I know you're gay.

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